Friday, May 26, 2006

May 26th in the News

Mischa Barton is going to be a new spokesmodel for the Got Milk campaign. Looking at her, I would think "Got Food" would be a more appropriate question.

Congress is upset over what they see as the unconstitutional actions of the FBI in their search methods looking into the corruption of William Jefferson. Meanwhile, over at the NSA.........

X Men 3 comes out. Sorry Rebecca Romaine Lettuce, but the only chick that looked hot in all blue was Smurfette. Okay, maybe that's just me.

Howard Stern settled with CBS over his alleged breach of contract. In the settlement, CBS' Les Moonves gets two lesbians, a lap dance from Jessica Hahn, and his car washed for a year by Beetlejuice.

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