Friday, December 14, 2007

Winter Storm may be Headed This Way

My forecast:


Footage of people buying bread and milk, even if they never eat bread or drink milk. Interviews with dumb guys who drive SUVs who say, "I drive an SUV, so it doesn't really bother me."


Lots of snow, followed by hours of coverage telling us we got snow, followed by burn in of school closings on your new widescreen HDTV.


Meteorologists telling us why we didn't get the snow they predicted.

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